Me in January 2023 on my first watch: Deeply flawed and a bit of a letdown but I appreciate it's ambition :)
Me in March 2025 on my fourth watch: THIS IS MY SHIT RIGHT HERE DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? INJECT IT INTO MY FUCKING VEINS. ALL HAIL DAMIEN CHAZELLE. ALL HAIL LINUS SANDGREN. ALL HAIL JUSTIN HURWITZ. 5 STARS 5 STARS 5 STARS 5 STARS 5 STARS
I had to leave half way through cause two children started fighting each other in the screening room. I will watch the rest of it soon but for now I will say that this will probably end up as my least favourite Bong Joon Ho movie but it's still good. Robert Pattinson is making some acting choices and Mark Ruffalo is hilarious. Just a shame I was the only one laughing at his antics in the cinema though.
Fucking dogshit.
I leave the cinema as a miserable, vile creature. I can feel myself losing touch with all that is good with the world. I feel like a dog with rabies, I need to be put down before I bite someone.
What a waste. If you know what's good for you then avoid it like the goddamn plague.
Jumping all the way down the Cineworld escalators after spending the past 3 hours downloading my new personality.
