Favorite films

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  Virtuosity 1995

  ★★ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  What if you smashed together Escape From New York and Demolition Man? Well they’d obliterate each other but for a little nugget of shit and that little nugget of shit is this movie.

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  Track 29 1988

  ★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  Rare intersection of American Twee and British Surrealism and it just doesn’t work. Christopher Lloyd is wasted and there are no words for whatever Gary Oldman is doing. Borderline unwatchable.

Popular reviews

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  Black Narcissus 1947

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Jul 2024 3

  Quite disconcerting to watch shirtless David Farrar portray a compulsive womaniser who helps drive a nun literally mad with corporeal desire, only for my wife to turn to me and say: “He really reminds me of your dad.”

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  To Live and Die in L.A. 1985

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Aug 2023

  Why all the clapping
  Moviegoers of L.A.?
  They cannot hear you