Favorite films

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  Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken 2023

  ★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  DON'T you swear at me, you little shit! Don't you EVER raise your voice at me! I am your sea mother! You understand? All I do is worry and slave and keep you from the ocean and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking fish face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed! Well, now the mermaids have the trident! And I know you were tricked and I know it was…

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  Instruments of a Beating Heart 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024 5

  If I was president asking a child a condescending rhetorical question would result in the death penalty

Recent reviews

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  Crater 2023

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  My crackpot theory is that this movie was shoved off Disney plus because too much of the setup is similar to Alien: Romulus

  But a non-Pixar Disney movie that makes tear up, platonic love being expressed fully, an interstellar level time fuckery but melancholic not sad, this is a crazy movie and kids deserve to watch it Disney

  365 movies in 365 days - Day 76

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  Dogma 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  My version was missing the scene where Ben and Matt kissed

Popular reviews

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  Riddle of Fire 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Goddamn predicted egg prices

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  We Have to Leave Here Together 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2022 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.