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Transformers One 2024
Arise, OPTIMUS PRIME
That last 25 minutes were pretty cold
It's only this low because of Hemsworth's overly American accent and because of the ROBOT'S weird human facesTranslated from by
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The Usual Suspects 1995
It was Amongus!! Like fr.
Impeccable ending right there, potentially one of the greatest endings of any film I've ever seen.Translated from by -
Paddington in Peru 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Right. I came in having heard "the new Paddington film is actually quite good." So if course I came in with high hopes. Then it all went wrong 😭 We got Paddington being destroyed by a steering wheel, a sad and very poor recreation of Raiders of the lost Ark. There were actual moments where I thought I was going to cry and not in a good way.
HOWEVER, the ending did perform very well I feel. But I do…Translated from by
