Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Really annoyed by the lazy writing of the father and daughter. I feel like Ortega has played this exact character about 5 times.

  Highlights were Anthony Carrigan and Will Poulter, I'm just a big fan of them in general so it was fun to see them in this.

  Fun 🦄 kills, dug the 🦄 folklore stuff

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  The Last Picture Show 1971

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Sam the Lion is the coolest dude of the dudes I've ever seen....and The Dude is in this for crying out loud!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2023

  I adored this so much. A ton of laughing in my theater, along with me... incredibly hilarious and gruesome. Absolutely insane from top to bottom.

  My only criticism would be that it didn't leave any room to breathe...which I know is the intent but it got so insane that I kinda got numb to the insanity after a while

  Parker Posey 🥰🥰🥰

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  ThanksKilling 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  "there's no such thing as an evil turkey. Oh wait, I lied! Ha!" -Evil Turkey
  "I'm gonna drink your blood like cranberry sauce, meanie!"
  "Sorry for the things I said last night, I guess I was a little beaked out...I mean freaked out"
  "Her legs are harder to shut than the JonBenét Ramsey case!"

  The disguises on the turkey killed me, definitely my favorite part.
  This ranges from unbearably dumb to a very funny low low budget nasty romp. It's giving a lil bit of troma vibes.