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Lady in the Water 2006
Wow Shyamalan really just said PSYCH, didn’t he?
Now more convinced than ever that his purpose on this earth is to troll us.
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Warcraft 2016
I came in with low expectations, so I was kinda happy that I had some fun with this one! Having never played World of Warcraft, I was so so so confused about the plot of this. But who cares about plot when it’s pretty to look at! I dunno, I think we need to normalize mid fantasy films. I want more!
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Blackfish 2013
When I think about orcas, I think about them ganging up and demolishing rich people’s yachts, so watching this made me furious for these poor, intelligent creatures who should not be in captivity to begin with. Let them roam the open seas so they can fuck up rich people’s yachts!
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Conclave 2024
Ooh baby!! The juxtaposition of this rich, prestige, Oscar bait of a film and the low brow RuPaul’s Drag Race Untucked, tea spilling drama is just so delicious!! These petty little queens- ahem, sorry cardinals- air out the most soap opera level chisme you’ve ever heard. Match that with some of the most beautiful cinematography you’ve ever seen, and you get a strong contender for this year’s Academy Awards!
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