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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  not rating bc i feel like i didn’t fully understand the plot but stunning cinematography and super tight/succinct writing and editing. plus Cate Blanchett is hot as fuck (as usual)

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  Kill Bill: Vol. 2 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  PEAK

Popular reviews

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  My First Film 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Sep 2024 1

  so meta you’d think it used to be called Facebook

  best enjoyed after your film is rejected from Sundance because the committee “just doesn’t get it”

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  An Almost Successful Dating App Love Story 2025

  ★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025 1

  short reviews for short films // sundance 2025 #3.1

  i HATE when films try to do the “teehee let’s be meta and talk about making this movie IN THE MOVIE”

  how INNOVATIVE and SHOCKING!!!! ABSOLUTELY UNHEARD OF!!! I AM SHAKING WITH SURPRISE AND LAUGHTER!!!

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