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  The VelociPastor 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  you don’t have to be under the influence to appreciate the artistry of this movie (but we were). top moments to look of for include the bitch slap with the stiletto, an oddly beautiful colourful sequence, and a gandhi quote #thesumofitsparts

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  this is a movie white girls watch once and make their whole personality #getalife

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  Her 2013

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Jan 2025

  wrote a paper about this movie but never got the grade back cause my prof didn’t read his email #what a bummer 

  i do remember writing about consent and artificial intelligence. my main argument was that if we can’t teach regulars how to respect one another how are we supposed to expect an artificial intelligence to do that. you know, cause we know that everyone wants to fuck robots so we can yap about protecting robots against our tyrant dicks…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  it was beautiful but sometimes beauty is prioritized over plot and i have to accept that. sometimes the message or point gets lost and that’s kinda how i feel about this.
  #let me call something bad
  #i know things are that deep but this didn’t do a good job

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