Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dredd 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Action movie at heart, got my wasted ass feeling judicial . Need some of that slow-mo inhaler in my life, might make family dinners more fun. Honestly ma-ma is just a collegiate landlord! I’ll give 3/3 poor souls out of 3!

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  Meatballs 1979

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Good movie for a Sunday. Idk why everyone was so freaky for a movie about a summer camp. Catholic bible camp vibes.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  Personally I’d be pissed if I got killed by someone with a dusty ass comb over. Crashing out and plaguing the town over your girl is pretty reasonable imo. 4 big booms out of 5!

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Seen a whole lot of this on instagram so had to watch. They did my boy Tom so dirty but he knew what he was getting himself into, he shouldn’t have been so pushy.I was going to say it’s like a half and half to blame people until Summer married a whole ass dude fr. First off my boy Tom blows that dirty neck ugly fuck out of the water wym you don’t want him. Anyway I’m glad he finally got the bad bitch he deserved at the end of the movie. Team Autumn, I hate Summer’s dusty ass bangs.