Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Seventh Seal 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  hell yeah

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  Capybara Walking 1900

  Watched 26 Feb 2025

  this film was highly important

Popular reviews

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  A Trip to the Moon 1902

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2024

  >goes to the moon
  >takes a nap on the moon
  >violently overthrows the government and murders several of the locals
  >refuses to elaborate further
  >leaves

  the french in 1902 were truly visionaries

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  Red One 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  This is peak slop executed with awe inspiring finesse. The best part of the movie is how every single stupid fucking plot point is taken beyond 100% seriously. The fucking holiday SCP foundation? Krampus lives in a Dark Souls castle and holds year round slapping tournaments because he’s scared of talking to his ex wife, who is the witch Gryla, a incredibly niche figure of holiday folklore who i admittedly popped off way harder than i should have when she was…

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