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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  That shit was splendid.

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  Reservoir Dogs 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  me at the McDonald's drive-thru window after circling back around: hey I think you forgot the sweet 'n sour sauce with my order

  Tim Roth bathing in a pool of his own blood in the backseat: eeuuuhgh I'm going to die I know it

Popular reviews

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  The Boogeyman 2023

  ★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  The scariest part is that I paid real money to see this

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2023

  Everyone who rated this film highly must have been held at gunpoint by John Wick himself. I mentally checked out of this movie after the first 20 minutes (1/9 of the way through). The only movies that deserve a 3 hour runtime involve blue people and an overarching environmental message

  #LongFlick
  #YawnWick
  #JohnWick:ChapterBore

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