Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Repulsion 1965

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  She should try kissing a woman and see what happens

• 

  Stoker 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Sep 2024

  the weirdest part about all of this is that she doesn’t wear socks with her saddle shoes

Popular reviews

• 

  The Favourite 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 May 2024

  yes, she is the favourite… but at what cost… doomed to eat psychotic pussy forever

• 

  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 May 2024

  >be me
  >US Marshal
  >visit Shutter Island to investigate missing patient
  >shit goes whack
  >warn partner Chuck about the dangers of the institution 
  >ohfuckwhereschuck.jpeg
  >”anon, you killed your wife”
  >trying to tell me i killed my Stacy wife because she murdered our kids??
  >oh wait maybe they’re right
  >nvm. can’t trust these hoes
  ah yes Chuck, we need to uncover the dark secrets of Shutter Island. i’ll be on my way to the lighthouse now.