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  The Little Things 2021

  ★★½ Rewatched 28 Feb 2021

  This movie isn’t good, and Birmingham, Alabama isn’t in the Mississippi Valley.

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  Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2020

  There’s a point in the movie where Forest Whitaker forgets this is supposed to be a fantastical and cute kids film as he belts out a ballad about what his life has become with tears flowing down his cheeks, and I legit got choked up.

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  Song to Song 2017

  ★★ Watched 20 Jun 2020

  There’s only three things you need to know about this movie:
  1) It’s two hours of gorgeous people absurdly frolicking around and constantly touching everything in sight.
  2) It has the most beautiful mosh pit sequence in cinema history.
  3) Val Kilmer has maybe 37 seconds of screen time...which is just long  enough for him to attempt to cut a speaker in half with a chainsaw.

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