Mercury

Mercury Pro

Hi. I tend to rate films higher because I enjoy most new things I watch.

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

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  • Heretic

    ★★½

  • Sweetpea

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★

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  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil

    ★★

    Shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with the unethical use of AI imagery.
    A real treat for the Dastmalchiheads. Some interesting ideas in the script, with a few good scares, but the execution was mediocre at best. Ultimately, I feel like this would’ve worked better as a tightly paced 30-40 minute short film because it feels tedious at 90 minutes. Alan Wake 2 handled the general concept much better, imo. I don’t think I’ll ever rewatch this one.

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★½

    Most horror leaves its viewers with moral and/or ethical dilemmas, and M3GAN is no different. From the rapid advancement and commodification of artificial intelligence, to the effects of unrestricted smart devices on young children's minds, dealing with unexpected loss, and parenting (or lack thereof). And perhaps the most important one of all:
    "Wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened?"

    A very campy, fun time. I wouldn't say the movie particularly excelled on a technical level, but it's sufficient quality to…

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  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★½

    I watched this a few hours after receiving my second dose of Pfizer, and it was fucked.

  • Badlands

    Badlands

    ★★★★

    what South Dakota do to a mf