Before I went and watched it myself I first thought this was a horror film. I was quickly told it wasn't and that I needed to watch it. I put it off as I do and soon enough it won Best Picture. Everybody was raving about it and saying how it was the most uncontroversial hands-down best picture in a while.
So I watched it.
And it was crazy.
Ok, it was crazy in the best possible way. It took…