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lover of color and the bizarre

Favorite films

  • ParaNorman
  • Amanda
  • Strange Brew
  • My Suicidal Sweetheart

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  • Coneheads

    ★★★

  • Fried Green Tomatoes

    ★★★½

  • Bridesmaids

    ★★★½

  • Sweet Home Alabama

    ★★½

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  • Coneheads

    Coneheads

    ★★★

    I really love David Spade in this! Perhaps even more than I love the absurdity with which the Coneheads respond to every situation.

  • Fried Green Tomatoes

    Fried Green Tomatoes

    ★★★½

    like The Notebook, but better

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Here’s a list of things I liked about this film:
    - cats for the sake of having cats
    - the only people depicted as intelligent or reasonable were also the people who believed women
    - costumes
    - colors (Kaihe, please let me have this)
    - choice of font
    - treacherous-ass journey
    - all-consuming desire which resulted in lust and romance
    - “To face darkness, we must first face that it exists.”

    Here are things I didn’t like:
    - CGI castles
    - British accents despite being German?

  • Y2K

    Y2K

    ★★★½

    Julian Dennison, text me anytime! I’m free when you’re free.

    You’ve gotta be goofy to get down with A24’s least pretentious film. Constantly making fun of itself, full of solid one-liners, and boasting gorgeous practical and special effects, this movie is 91 minutes of fun. See it in a packed theater if you can.