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Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • Stoker
  • Maurice
  • Monsters, Inc.

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★½

  • Emilia Pérez

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

    pretend this is a 5-star review cause my heart can't take ruining the paddington streak we have going

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  • Straight Up

    Straight Up

    ★★★★★

    the way you're simultaneously straightbaited and queerbaited with this film

  • Never Been Kissed

    Never Been Kissed

    ★★

    the fact that she HAS been kissed before and this title is just clickbait!...