Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Acting and Reacting 1978

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

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  The Employer 2013

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  the abysmal films I watch for David Dastmalchian

  the notes from my notes app I wrote while watching because this film does not deserve anything else:

  - whoever wrote the script has apparently never heard humans speak to other humans, so bad that not even the better actors could save it
  - might actually be the worst film I have ever seen and I have seen some SHIT (shout-out to Planet Raptor my beloved)
  - I can't believe that Dastmalchian…

Popular reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  love seeing actors I feel completely normal about getting thrown around and beaten up. also that it happened to not just one, but two?? what a treat

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  Saw VI 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Nov 2024

  me, when first introduced to Hoffman: who the fuck is this guy?? he is so lame??
  me, now: HELLO?? 🥰🥰 ahhh detective SIR??? 🤨🥰😘 being trapped all by yourself?? 🥰😘☺️😘🥰🥰 mmmmMMMMMMHH?? 🥰😘🥰☺️😍