PanicSuites

PanicSuites

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  • F for Fake
  • Stalker
  • The Saddest Music in the World
  • Akira

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  • Apollo 1

    ★★

  • House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★

  • The Last Picture Show

    ★★★★

  • SNL50: The Anniversary Special

    ½

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  • Apollo 1

    Apollo 1

    ★★

    It's fine to kill as many people as possible in the name of besting those ruskies.

    Technically a fine film, but lacking any sort of anger or POV that I would like to see. It's the same old story. At no point is there a moral justification for going to the Moon. Also, at this point in time, it's hard to feel good about the space program.

    We're never making to it to Mars.

    -½ star for animation in documentaries.

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★

    The house wasn't that haunted.

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  • Brain Damage

    Brain Damage

    ★★★

    Compare and contrast with Basket Case (who makes a cameo that I didn't notice the first time I watched this):

    I like Aylmr more than Belial and it isn't even close. I'll take the weird penis-lookin' thing that talks in a foppish accent over that screaming flesh thing any day of the week. Also, I think Brian Damage is a better protagonist than Basket Case.

    Big points for the gratuitous scene of a bodybuilder showering. You put a hot wet hunk in your movie for any reason, and I'm usually on board.

  • American Movie

    American Movie

    ★★★★

    Rap World '99.

    Turns out only one group of filmmakers in Wisconsin are allowed to be successful and it ain't Marky Mark.

    This is happening in every small town in America, you just never hear about it.