Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  La Chimera 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Apr 2024

  Men can't even treasure hunt anymore. Because of woke.

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  Retribution 2023

  ½ Watched 14 Aug 2023 7

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Recent reviews

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  Oslo, August 31st 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  :(

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Monogamy!

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  Cure (1997), but make it cunty, American, and honestly pretty bad

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  The Seventh Seal 1957

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Jun 2024 1

  If I ever let the fear of despair and oblivion turn me to religious fervour, please strap me to a tree and burn me.