PapaGene

PapaGene

When the cops pull up, I put that crack in my crack

Favorite films

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
  • Oldboy
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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  • Legally Blonde

    ★★★★½

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

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  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★★

    So peak

    Absolutely unlike anything I've ever witnessed before

    One of the most powerful, transformative, and definitely immersive pieces of media I have ever seen

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    Brilliant film that helps me solidify how I want to approach my faith.

    Very grateful for this movie.

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★★★

    Ha (huh?)
    Hey bel, la bastichi
    La papaya, du la potato (yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
    I count money (nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
    I count money (nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
    I count money (nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
    I swerve in a Humvee (nuh-nuh-nuh)
    I just went crazy, I did it
    I just went crazy, I did it, huh
    I just went crazy, I did it, huh
    I just went crazy, I did it
    I made a song for the Minions, uh
    How much…

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★★★★★

    I know I gave it five stars, but I actually hate this movie. Shit's so disgusting.

    Jokes aside, it's been a while since a movie had me just blankly staring into space when the credits rolled. What the fuck.

    Even though this movie disgusts me, at least I will be thinking about it for a long time - and I appreciate that. Still, I'm trying to wrap my head around some kind of moral from this story. Don't ever mess with an incestophile??