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  • Barnyard
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  • Frankenhooker

    ★★★★

  • The Love Witch

    ★★½

  • The Craft

    ★★★★

  • American Beauty

    ★★½

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  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    ★★★★

    “I want to apologise to everyone here” he says to blown up bits of babes

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch

    ★★½

    After more careful consideration, I have decided that I was just really angry at how bad all the guys are at acting in this film, ESPECIALLY the cop oml. But I will admit she is a baddie character and I love miss girls style and mise en scène of the whole movie that is done well. The vibes are there, to think this was made in 2016 is crazy though the quality is like it was made in the 90’s. The story is there but oml it had so much potential to be so much better, very b grade, but not completely insufferable.

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  • Barnyard

    Barnyard

    ★★★★★

    Peak cinema;
    That one scene when Ben says he “won’t back down” then gets violently torn to shreds protecting useless ah chickens from coyotes, (also why is a cow protecting chickens and not the farm dogs) is one of possibly the most saddening, tear jerking, heart breaking moments in the entirety of cinematic history as he did in fact not back down like he sung in the song.

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    ★★½

    Basically Kevin spacey wants to freak a 16 year old so he gets buff, starts working a fast food job, and calls his wife and daughter bitches, then proceeds to buy drugs from his daughters bf, leading to him being shot from the back of the head bc extremely gay man cannot admit he gay and got rejected lol. Dawg wtf. Also his wife is kind of a bitch🤝

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