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Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Scott Derrickson pal, maybe we need to stick to horror from now on lmao

  The later elements of the film were actually kinda gnarly so I enjoyed those bits the best.. as for the former…..

  Just know that one of these stars is for Anya Taylor Joy btw…

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I’m all for preserving the sanctity of childhood classics and a staunch believer in “why did we need to make this” but like guys…. I think some of y’all are making this out to be deeper than it needs to be….

  It was fine! The scenery/cinematography is the real star here and yeah, I thought the CGI looked pretty damn good too! Like please go watch a CGI lion in a movie from 15 years ago and then watch this…

Popular reviews

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  serious review:
  Boy does this movie make me glad I live right on the edge of suburbia and miles and miles of land where sometimes there’s only empty looking houses and nary a streetlight! 😃 I definitely won’t be thinking about that on my next evening dinner run!

  silly review:
  “Hit her, Grandpa! Get her! Yeah get her!”
  grandpa: 👴🏻

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  The opening scene of this film is exactly what I was hoping for and not at all what I got in the rest of the film, save for a scene involving Nicholas Hoult in the woods… Don’t get me wrong, the atmosphere is great, but that alone doesn’t always make a movie!

  If I had a nickel for every time the opening scene of a horror movie was the best part of it this year, I’d have at least three nickels! Which isn’t a lot but it’s pissing me off that it’s happened that many times now.