jason

jason

Favorite films

  • The Ring
  • Nope
  • The Abyss
  • WALL·E

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  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★½

  • Sleeping Dogs

    ★★½

  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    ★★★

  • The Wrong Missy

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  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★½

    i always primarily watch princess bride as a comedy because i just can’t really get sold on the romance. robin and cary have like … negative chemistry

  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

    Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

    ★★★★★

    watched in honor of the saber toothed cat cub mummy discovered recently

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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    i’m still so mad about this ending. the last 20 minutes of this are the worst ever created in film history. all throughout the first film we’re expecting bill to be this desirable, smart, charismatic, psychotic man and then we get storytelling grandpa??? he talks for what feels like 30 mins uninterrupted. and the whole time i was like “there are negative 50 things appealing about this guy. how were all these hot, brilliant women so horny for this deformed,…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ½

    i 100% believe you have to go out of your way to cast that many white people. what, poc cant dance now? i hate everything