Robert

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Movies are an escape from this world and an entrance into another.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • The Thing
  • GoodFellas
  • The Dark Knight

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  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    ★★½

  • Collateral

    ★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    Mikey's performance was so captivating I was hooked from the beginning. If she yelled at me like that I would float through the room with cartoon heart eyes. All of the side characters were hilarious in every sense too.

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

    Solid through and throughout. Alcohol fueled and mustached Gosling was unhinged and hilarious. The Gosling/Crowe duo synergy was reminiscent of older movies. Funny as hell and I liked the addition of physical humor on top of jokes.

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ½

    Disney Channel made a creepy pasta movie in 2024. I wish I drank the Luna juice and died.

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ½

    This movie made my eyes bleed