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Favorite films

  • The Lorax
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Interstellar

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  • Dune

    ★★

  • The Monkey

    ★½

  • Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★½

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★½

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★

    It took me like 5 days to finish this movie because I fell asleep in the middle of it and was dreading the rest. I don’t know what it is about it that made me hate it so much. I’m usually a big fan of this genre and this vibe but it really just felt like they were doing too much. The story would have been more interesting if they didn’t go so crazy with the costumes and the cgi…

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★½

    Goofy ahh movie, really really bad like unfathomably bad but in a way that kind of makes it okay. Not good, but okay. This isn’t a horror movie it’s a comedy where people just so happen to blow up every once in a while. My favorite part was when he screamed “let’s make like eggs and scramble” for absolutely no reason.

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★½

    I can’t believe you sick sick fucks made Timothee do that to a peach. 

    I must admit I wasn’t paying 100% attention while watching this. I wasn’t blown away by it tbh but I think I’m starting to understand why people are so obsessed with Timothee. Updates on him soon to come dune is next.

  • Leave the World Behind

    Leave the World Behind

    ★★★

    I’m not even gonna lie I wanted so badly to hate this movie but I am a sucker for movies and shows where the audience has no idea what’s going on the entire time, lost is a prime example of this. But they never explained anything, all the tension and build up just to never get that release I was waiting for. That being said I actually loved watching it. Side note, is Julia Robert’s supposed to be a good actress? Literally anyone could have played that character better imo.

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