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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2022 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Lion King 1½ 2004

  ★★ Watched 30 Dec 2020

  I’ll say dis. I didn’t think a plot could be lazier than Lion King 2 which is basically the original Lion King with worse songs. But then they went and make Lion King 1 1/2 which I stupid to assume would have its own plot. 

  That said, it was entertaining to see how they fit everything into the original and the 4th wall breaking was good too. But this movie really have no plot and is a bigger waste of…

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  Eight Below 2006

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2020 2

  Dis movie was like if fast and furious was set in the Arctic. Instead of Tokyo drift it was ice berg drift. 
  I like the beginning very entertaining and Robertson from iRobot is the meteor scientist. Robertson, how did you know that meteor was in Antarctica...?
  It gets a little slow in the middle and you might fall asleep....zzzzz oh! Where was I?

  Meanwhile Paul Walker always gets the girl. First maya Toretto then the pilot lady? You a boss PW. Gotta give props.
  Overall a cleanly and feel good film. My turtle watched it and gave it 1.5 claws up.
  Well done Disney channel.

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  The Bourne Identity 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2020 1

  Oh dis movie is a five star if there is one. Move over bruce Willis. Die hard has been replaced by matt Damon being an absolute boss. 
  Dis cat bournski just about kicks everyone’s butt and stabs a guy using a pen. Most people write wit those things, not this gangsta.
  The plot is good too. You don’t know who’s on what side or who is the good guy. But you are cheering for bournski the whole time, yes he…

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