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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  12 mickeys, and 5… More mickeys

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  bitch i’m morose and lugubrious  imma let the uzi spit Turn his face into gooey shit 

  Loved how much appreciation this has for Stephen King’s writing. Despite quite a few fumbled lines of dialogue you can really tell that these were trademark King characters and Perkins does a decent job of blending it all into a contemporary setting with a committed sense of dark humor. Narratively speaking, while Final Destination comparisons are inevitable, I would say this somehow has just enough…

Popular reviews

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  Smosh: The Movie 2015

  ★★★★★ Added

  Criterion really needs to keep up with the real masterpieces

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  Fullmetal Alchemist 2003

  ★★★★★ Added 7

  Brotherhood may have stayed closer to the original manga (which is my all time favorite) but the og FMA is just better