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  Malignant 2021

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Is this what happens if I don’t donate to St. Jude’s?

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

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  I come before you today a humble man. My previous rating of this movie was out of ignorance and a refusal to rank it what it’s worth. I have seen the light. 

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

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  My hall pass is Vigo Mortensen

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