Captain Beef Heart

Captain Beef Heart

Don’t be Nick Cage’s accent in Con Air

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Mud

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  • There Will Come Soft Rains

    ★★★★

  • Yellow Cake

    ★★★★

  • September 5

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    I’m sorry but if that strange looking girl and that cuck of a boi Richard tried to ghost face stab my ass, I’d kick em in the crotch so hard they’d implode. Simple is that. Dewey got done dirty. Phones, bring us closer together or further apart?

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  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer

    Me when I lose the vape

  • The Ice Road

    The Ice Road

    ★½

    When you reference a Kenworth as many times as this movie and not a single time it ends with “pullin logs,” then there is no point in watching…

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