jeff goldblum had his tits out for like 65% of the movie
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Sex and the City 2008
“In the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives, dressed head to toe in love. And that’s the one label that never goes out of love.”
i had my own personal gripes with this movie but genuinely i enjoyed it. i was smiling by the end of it and it gave me that warm feeling a movie gives me when i genuinely liked it.
it has a lot of…
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Alien Resurrection 1997
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
this was a porn parody of an alien movie this CANNOT be real. there was this weird sexual energy the entire time and it made me uncomfortable. like it could’ve been camp, it had the right elements for it.
ripley was weirdly horny all the time, always talking huskily and eyeing EVERYONE. it was hot thought i’ll admit it but i need time to reflect. her being called mother was accurate.
WHY WAS EVEYTHING WET???? did they keep a vat…
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Gladiator II 2024
general acacius i will see you on tumblr in the ‘marcus acacius x reader’ tag <3
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