Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  i was gonna make a lame joke about how this movie is 50% lamely coordinated fist fights but i have to draw attention to the best ending in cinema history, which is that we get to watch nazis’ faces literally melt off from the fucking ark of the covenant. brilliant, no wonder they made 12 of these movies

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  10 Things I Hate About You 1999

  ★★★½ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  i was meant to be a teen in the nineties 💔

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 May 2023

  man this made me miss when marvel was actually good

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  Elf 2003

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Dec 2024 1

  “this was the first movie i ever watched” i say for the fiftieth time, trying to make my dull life seem interesting. “omg that explains so much” says the 50th person, sending me into an existential crisis. Does that mean you think im obnoxious? unfunny? probably dressing too childish for my age? who knows. all i know is that somewhere in this dark expanding galaxy, my soul and this movie were united, whether i like it or not.

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