Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cabaret 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  life is really a cabaret, right???

  this is one of the best movies to date. as a groundbreaker for 1972, there’s no surprise it’s gorgeous. the story draws so many parallels and so many connections can be made that totally change the way you see the whole film, or better yet, the whole idea and how it applies to us now. i’ve seen a lot of “brat summer fascist winter cabaret” videos / posts on social media rn, and i…

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  Jacob's Ladder 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  As weird as this movie is, it does a surprising job at keeping its coherence. A strange and unexpected movie about a Vietnam veteran, it  puts a spin on consequences of war from the side of those who were left with PTSD. A brave take on artistic filmmaking at the time as well. It was GLORIOUS in design and filmmaking, contrasting horrifying hallucinations, cityscapes and government officials, and the bloody fronts of the Vietnam war. My main criticisms for these…

Popular reviews

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  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009

  ★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  Anything is better than the god forsaken last knight. Please god. With what cursed hand of jove caused you to give michael bay the rights to this franchise?? 

  Anyways, Revenge of the fallen was good and a little racist. You have to preserve all the megan fox time you can get because who the FUCK was that BITCH in dark of the moon. I took her for granted jesus like she made the fuckin franchise. 

  The soundtrack was soooo yummy mmmm 

  Also i 💗 john turturro

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★½ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  when boyf said this was his favorite i didn’t believe him once it was over 

  pretty much a piece of shit but bumblebee screen time and nostalgia 

  shaia le butt was absolutely on a lot of heroin during this because the weird antisocial outbursts are ridiculous to me. DONT TOUCH MY CAR ITS A COLLECTORS ITEM.

  huge minus points for getting rid of megan fox. like wtf!!! i know why but michael bay is a pussy no questions asked. 

  bonus…