Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Candy Jar 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2018

  i’m just feeling [gestures vaguely with slight tears and a mouthful of candy] some emotions right now and i didn’t ask for this

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  Office Space 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2018

  i love this dumb movie because i'm either the one losing my shit about my stapler or the one that needs someone to hypnotize me to relax which thereby leads to me being the one embezzling money for revenge because *bill lumbergh voice* that would be great

Popular reviews

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  G.B.F. 2013

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2018

  i mean, it had it’s problematic qualities and a lot of them were addressed and some weren’t, but the moral of the story is that people (gay people especially) aren’t accessories/trends and it plays heavily on the ridiculousness of high school, teenagers, and girls that are obsessed with gay men. it wasn’t as bad as i assumed it was going to be, but i’ve definitely seen better.

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  Sierra Burgess Is a Loser 2018

  ½ Watched 12 Sep 2018

  so the moral of the story is that it's okay to catfish someone, take advantage of them in a basically-sexual-assault way, and betray someone you consider a friend out of spite because you still get your happy ending ¯\_(ツ)_/¯