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  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★★

  • Bagman

    ★★

  • Love Actually

    ★★★

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★★★

    okkk i loved the music and the acting but godamm those fingernails were gross

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★★

    whoops i dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong

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  • The Devil's Bath

    The Devil's Bath

    ★★★★

    horrific in different ways than i had anticipated. what an ending, really gave me chills. anja plaschg, what a performance.

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★½

    ffs what was this

    nobody had real motives, characters flipflopped for no reason, too much story cramped into too little time, and don't get me started on pointless plot armour.

    also, killing off characters left and right that i have absolutely no emotional connection with does not count as brave and authentic storytelling.

    plus, if i hear them say maximus one more time im gonna scream. they did my boy dirty and I'm not amused

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