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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Maybe this whole Sex thing isn’t as cracked out as it’s supposed to be

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  Suspiria 2018

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Too much dip on the chip here I’m afraid. 
  Mia Goth is always a plus though

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  Mission: Impossible 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2024

  prime video labeled this as “erotic”

  the real erotic mission impossible would be me getting some hey-hey

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  Draft Day 2014

  ★★½ Watched 04 May 2023

  things GM kevin costner did wrong:

  — wait until the day of to scout first round prospects
  — watch his tape via youtube highlights 
  — not know how the fucking salary cap works 
  — traded 3 first round picks for a mid-1st round talent (although he did get them back because of plot convenience)
  — hired a coach that clearly had a bad interview and threatens to fire him before his first season

  things GM kevin costner did right:

  — jennifer garner

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