Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cronos 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers.

  Starts off as a charming little vampiric fantasy created in the style of Victor Erice - but then it ends with a fist fight on top of a building, and the main character peeling off his own skin in front of his repulsed granddaughter.

  Odd? Sure. Necessary? Double sure.

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  Iced 1988

  ★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  A man commits suicide by skiing off a small slope at 2 mph and landing on a pile of rocks.

  Ah, the wonders of the B film never cease...

Popular reviews

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  The Christmas Light 1995

  ½ Watched 28 Dec 2017 2

  "Toy Story is in no way associated with The Christmas Light."

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  Earthlings 2005

  ★★★★★ Added

  Humanity is shit. I hate us.