Capitalism but make it mythical 🦄
Somewhere between a dead unicorn, corporate greed, and unresolved family trauma.
Jenna Ortega continues her reign as the patron saint of teen angst. Will Poulter, chaotic little nepo prince, is both deeply unsettling and weirdly adorable, like a golden retriever raised by wolves. Paul Rudd still flawless. Still America’s dad learning lessons of how to be better.
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Death of a Unicorn 2025
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Snow White 2025
This film said, “Here’s Rachel Zegler being luminous and lovable,” and Rachel sang, smiled, and sparkled like she meant it—and somehow, that was enough to keep the dream alive. Also? I would die for Dopey: kind, curious, brave, and the emotional center of a movie. Then it tossed in Gal Gadot (Free Palestine 🇵🇸🍉) doing villain camp with the energy of a last-minute Halloween costume and a chaotic love interest, Jonathan, leader of the bandits, storyline.
Still here believing in happily ever afters ✨❄️
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