Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Vicky Cristina Barcelona 2008

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Woody Allen movies are so insufferable

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  Women Talking 2022

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  It feels illegal to watch Jessie Buckley attempt an American accent on St. Patrick’s Day

Popular reviews

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★ Watched 07 Apr 2020

  Somehow, this movie is simultaneously entertaining and boring. It looks and sounds fun, but it also doesn’t really do anything. Many characters and plot points feel randomly scattered and undeveloped. A very unfocused movie that should have cut out half of its drug scenes and replaced them with ones that helped move the story in interesting directions. If I had to summarize this movie in one word, it would probably be stupid. Pretty much just two and a half hours of buildup for the payoff of seeing Mark Wahlberg’s prosthetic donkey dick for five seconds. Yawn.

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ½ Watched 10 Jan 2022

  Amazon crashed about five times while watching this. It’s like it was trying to save us