Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Notting Hill 1999

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  free stahs four hugh grant 

  Julie Roberts character sucks mega fat ballsack

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  Hitch 2005

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  benny blanco must’ve hit this mans line

Popular reviews

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2023 1

  I went into this movie having heard all the hype and “wow this is disturbing! wow this is so scary! wow this changed the game!”. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP. this movie was ass from start to finish.

  I don’t care about the characters. I am given zero reasons to give a shit about anybody in this movie. If anything I’m rooting for their demise the entire time. I just finished the film and I can only tell you three names.…

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023 3

  20: when does this shit get sad 

  25: fuck I haven’t done the Macarena in a long time 

  38: one time when I was a kid I met this girl at a Chuck E. Cheese. I thought she was a goddess. We played through the entire aliens shooting game together. One of the only arcade games I’ve gone all the way through. I was like 8 or 9. Fat. Long hair. She loved me for me. This is what this…