Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Carrie 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  not that she deserved any of this but you just know Carrie & her mama smelled funky

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  Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 2001

  ★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Was a lot better when I was 6

Popular reviews

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  The Omen 2006

  ★★ Watched 07 Oct 2022

  The trailer haunted me as a kid but it turns out this movie sucks

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  the Fellowship failed Frodo tbh but they’d make a hell of a baseball team 

  1. Legolas CF 
  2. Frodo 2B 
  3. Aragorn SS 
  4. Gandalf SP/DH basically Ohtani, he can do it all
  5. Gimli 1B 
  6. Boromir 3B 
  7. Samwise C 
  8. Merry RF 
  9. Pippin LF 

  the hobbits might hold the team back but they have a tiny little strike zone and can probably lay down a mean bunt

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