I’mma give this one 2.8; half-baked, much like the featured 🫐 pie. 🥧

We’re so back.

The average person spends 692,040 hours on Earth, and 'The Killer' doesn't merit even 2 of those.

Unless of course you're a fan of lackluster thrillers with awkward pacing and an incessant focus on ‘pulse/BPM checking’. ⌚️ Or would enjoy enduring a relentless barrage of meaningless, quasi-philosophical monologues (I should’ve given up on the movie after the first of said monologues, which ran from T0 right through to minute 19).

Flat, flat, flat - flawlessly mid. 2, but out of pity.
Spare yourself the agony inflicted by this assassin.

Save for the occasional energy-drain which is Orlando Bloom, this is one of the most spectacular epics out, and I’d advise all sigmas to take note of how King Baldwin carries himself, even in sickness. 🙂‍↔️ 🧏‍♂️ 

Jokes aside: watch the movie in 3 sittings, on a giant screen; 10/10.