I know this plot wouldn’t fly in 2025, but let’s pretend it’s 1990—because as a rom-com, Pretty Woman delivers. I loved it.
Protect Vivian Ward at all costs! The hotel staff rooting for them? Same, guys, same. Mr. Thompson looking out for my girl? King behavior. And Julia Roberts? Stunning then, stunning now. She hasn’t aged a day. An absolute classic. 💖✨
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Let me start by saying: I love Hercule Poirot. I’ve read a lot of Agatha Christie’s books about this iconic detective, so naturally, I had to watch Death on the Nile. That said… why did I willingly watch a movie starring Armie Hammer and Gal Gadot?? A poor choice on my part. Anyway, let’s talk about the movie. Did we really need an origin story for Poirot’s moustache?? No. No, we did not. And Gal Gadot—bless—can't act even if her…
sometimes you have to rewatch this to remember the day where you were the happiest, just to feel something.
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I was stressed from start to finish. Dr. Grant’s Velociraptor horror story at the beginning? Yeah, that lived rent-free in my mind the entire movie—especially during the raptor scenes. I was screaming at the screen because Dr. Sattler, girl, you were NOT surviving by Grant description😂. Also, Dr. Ian Malcolm?? Not only hot af, but literally the only one asking the right questions. Why clone massive beasts that could obliterate us in seconds and why trust an "all-female" system when…
