Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  bad :)

   one star for the vaginoplasty number

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  Watched 24 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Last Year of Darkness 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2023 1

  i’m so grateful that i’ve sucked so many dicks. i don’t even remember how many.

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  Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2001

  Watched 08 Oct 2023

  between the aughts eyebrows and daniel craig’s ???accent??? this should qualify for hooptober.

  “daddy why didn’t you tell me about the illiminati” …………..girl listen to yourself

  brings new meaning to the phrase tough titties

  10/10