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  Men in Black 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  One time in Brooklyn I walked by a crime scene of a guy who jumped off a building and killed himself. Police and onlookers alike did not appreciate me yelling, “it’s just raining black people in New York!” I think he was Trinidadian or something. Love this movie.

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  Twelve Monkeys 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  If I had seen this movie when I was 16 I would have spent 4-6 years watching it over and over, dropped out of college, and tried to assassinate the president.

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  Holes 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  I would dig a 5x5 hole everyday for 18 months for the soundtrack to this movie on vinyl. Thank god this movie was made when it was because if it was made today Timothy Chalamet would’ve played Stanley and we’d all be worse off for it. Yup that’s right, I’m the type of guy with opinions like that.

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  Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2023

  Watched this one a few days ago and have finally caught my breath from when Gos pops his top enough to write this review. Funny, heartfelt, warm, abs. A great time at the movies.

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