Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Three Stooges 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  The quality of any Three Stooges project is directly proportional to the number of times a firearm is discharged in said project. On paper that would make this film look pretty weak as we're gifted with only one (1) such instance (aimed at a pack of balloons which have lifted a small child into the air for context), however this is also a "save the orphanage/factory/barn" type movie which I have gone on record as declaring the one true plot of all worthy media, so it all kinda evens out in the end.

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  Howard the Duck 1986

  ★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  Kinda getting Powell & Pressburger vibes from this

Popular reviews

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  The Brothers Grimm 2005

  ★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  I just want a good monster hunting movie is that so much to ask

  Sidenote I watched this on the bumpiest flight of my life and if this had been the last movie I watched before dying terry gilliam you would know no peace I promise you that

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2024 1

  I just need Tom Cruise to tell me I'm doing good just once okay is that so much to ask