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Recent reviews

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  The Castle of Fu Manchu 1969

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I'm not exactly sure what it is that I just watched except that Christopher Lee was in Asian face and sunk the Titanic about 5 minutes in. And he was in a cave a lot and had a sexy assistant lady who was his daughter, and Paulie from Rocky was in it I think, and also I think two people came back from the dead. I don't know, I was on pain meds.

  Movie: 1/5
  Mst3k: 3.5/5

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  Master Ninja 1984

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  "The tranquility of post-war Japan??"
  -Joel

  Extra-crappy cobbled-together mess of TV episodes from an extra-crappy series featuring Lee Van Cleef, Clu Gullager, Class of 1984's Timothy Van Patten, and about five minutes of Demi Moore. There's a small amount of caucasian ninja action, a few bar fights, and a few appearances of a cute little hamster which help make it all a little more bearable.

  Movie: 1.5/5
  Mst3k: 4/5

Popular reviews

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  The 13th Floor 1988

  ★★½ Watched 17 May 2024

  I can now say that I've seen an Australian 1980s made-for-tv horror movie. I also can now say that I've seen Eowyn daughter of Theodin shoot up in a bathroom.

  Closest thing I've seen to a bad Aussie horror film, but I still kinda liked it. Sort of felt like the characters from Night of the Comet got lost on the set of Dark Water and just kind of aimlessly walked around for about 90 minutes.

  In a scene near…

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  Manos: The Hands of Fate 1966

  ★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  "Is this some of that Improv Everywhere bullshit?"
  -Kevin

  "Soundtrack by Kenny G on trucker speed."
  -Bill

  The Rifftrax Live version. Great re-riffing of a classic bad movie.

  Movie: 1.5/5
  Rifftrax: 5/5