Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mr. Deeds 2002

  Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Playing mario kart with eric. Don’t tell applejacks104!!🤫

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  Adolescence 2025

  Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Brad Pitt and Stephen Graham come together once more to discuss dags and if they like them.

Popular reviews

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  Roy Scheider looks like a little boy when he kills Bruce the talking shark. It’s my contact photo on Eric’s phone.

  Loses half a star cause of that.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 1

  Nosferatu was a love letter to the horror genre. 

  Nosferatu was all encompassing.

  Nosferatu had flongwoodies, disturbingly large Johnny Depp’s daughter’s nippies, and lots of sexual overtones. Do not watch with mum.

  Robert Eggers has done it once again. A film without contemporary english being spoken, lots of black and white, and Ralph Ineson. 

  Twas an odd time for me to see it, it being the anniversary of George Michael’s bird giving his heart away, but it was good nonetheless.…