Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  “the show’s sold out-we won’t be able to hear you”
  “i’ll sing louder”
  4 movie theater employees had to mop up after me y’all

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  Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  yall why the propaganda lowkey working on me

Popular reviews

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  Jason Bateman Thinks I'm Dead 2010

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2022 2

  ok the first 4/5ths were giving creepy stalker but omfg if jason talked to me like that...there would be Flash Flooding dear god.

  (vimeo)

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jul 2022 2

  was Surprised at how good it twas but can we cancel angry men. i hate a man who yells. just shut up!

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