Jake

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I really like 80’s practical effects

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Mandy
  • Candyman
  • The Hateful Eight

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  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    ★★★★

  • Recovery Boys

    ★★★

  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

  • Ray

    ★★★

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  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J

    ★★★★

    "If you wanted me there early you should've texted me 'we have cocaine'."

    Let the inmates run the asylum and this is what you end up watching. But seriously, since this special was released, I've had alcoholism, a cocaine addiction, and now I'm in rehab lmao the irony, man.

    When I first watched this I don't think it hit as hard but for OBVIOUS reasons, everybody in the room was falling out of their fucking chairs with laughter. The "one…

  • Recovery Boys

    Recovery Boys

    ★★★

    "Happy tears. That's new."

    Each review on this list is probably going to be equal parts review of the actual movie and also my experience watching it with a bunch of [fellow] junkies. One of the aforementioned has been to this specific facility 6 times and counting so you bet your ass this was not his first time watching this movie - and he did not hesitate to let us know a few (ten) times, throughout.

    Not a bad doc,…

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  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★½

    “It’s in me. It’s got ahold of me.”

    Easily my favourite film of the year, and I went in so blind - Sean Durkin was never on my radar and The Iron Claw barely was, save for a couple of glimpses at a YouTube ad that I initially skipped past. Not to say I wasn’t interested because the cast itself had me intrigued, it was more of a hand wave and an “I’ll get to it” type of flick. Glad I…

  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★★½

    “Smile, you son of a bitch.”

    I’m honestly embarrassed that it has taken me nearly 30 years to finally watch Jaws but, I’ll admit it, it’s one hell of a film. I think I subconsciously associate Spielberg with, for the most part, family-friendly films so to say I was surprised at the amount of actual gore in Jaws is an understatement. The archetype for the “summer blockbuster”, there is still true authenticity in this flick, woven into the backstories and dialogue of…